The Princess' friend Dabny has the wackiest sense of humor, as evidenced by the following exchange that took place this morning:

The Princess: Ruthie was eating a bar of soap this morning.
Dabny: Now she's going to fart bubbles.

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My new eyeglasses finally arrived (don't ask). I think I like them, but they'll take some getting used to. I can't wait to try out the Transit10ns gradual tinting on them. How cool am I? I am so ready for summer now.

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Bro's thinking of workin' on the railroad. All the livelong day. A patient told me about a training program at the juco that lasts six weeks and certifies you to be a conductor. Conductors start at about $40k/year and can relocate pretty much wherever they want.

He is totally interested. He's even looking into tuition reimbursement from his work. How about that?

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Bubba went to the school book fair yesterday and picked out a book on physics. He loves it and keeps making us read it to him.

I'm scared.

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I work tonight again, then I'm off for five days. I'll be so glad to have the weekend home with the family. And by the time I have to work again, I'll be more than ready.

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It's starting to rain. I was supposed to take a walk, but I think I'll make cookies instead.

Have a great day!